Theodor Seuss Geisel (Dr. Seuss) is aghast at Swiss referee Massimo Busacca's response to fans at a recent Swiss league match.
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Gil Scott-Heron writes Manchester City's Emmanuel Adebayor to be careful - his recent tactics and tantrums are in full view, and nothing will go unrecorded - and to use his temporary fame wisely.
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Sheffield United's Paddy Kenny writes American NFL player Redd to see if he would fit in as an American athlete.
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A despondent Premier League viewer in the United States has had it with ESPN's use of a crawler for score updates during match telecasts, and he vents it all at Dave Garroway, the inventor of it all.
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John Lennon is sick of the current transfer window (isn't everybody) and elicits Oskar Shindler to just deliver the final results of player moves in a simple list.
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Crystal Palace's coach Neil Warnock is hot. One of the worst examples of a goal scored not given is the reason why. And, Warnock holds nothing back in his letter of complaint to Keith Hackett.
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Norman Bates ignores his mother and relishes in the terror that has suddenly befallen the Norwich City Football Club.
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Alisher Usmanov, in his quest to wrest control of the Arsenal Football Club, writes a letter to manager Arsene Wenger, who is threatening to ruin Mr. Usmanov's credibility by opening the English Premier League with a surprising, sound whipping of Everton.
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June Ward needs help from her husband, Ward, who's out of town on a business trip. She's trying to decide if rearranging the same four pieces of living furniture (the "Big Four" is what she refers them as collectively) is the right thing to do. In her letter, she struggles with the idea of bringing in a replacement (recently reupholstered) for the winged-back French chair. Will Manchester City replace Arsenal in the EPL's "Big Four"?
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Nicholas Bendtner is in a bit of an embarrassing pickle. Leghorn writes him with a devious plan.
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An adoring lunatic from America has a word or two for the whiny English press.
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Paul McCartney gets a bit nostalgic as he says hello to the opening of another French Ligue Un campaign.
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I love the German ladies. So does Professor Rath as he pays homage to the Blue Angel.
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