Theodor Seuss Geisel (Dr. Seuss) is aghast at Swiss referee Massimo Busacca's response to fans at a recent Swiss league match.
Dear Massimo,
How many fingers do you see?
Is it one, or are there three?
“There’s one!” I shouted. “Only one!”
“For three would not make sense to me.”
A baseball ump would not do that.
Would he do that? He wouldn’t do that.
A basketball ref would not do that.
Would he do that? He wouldn’t do that.
A football ref would not do that.
Would he do that? He wouldn’t do that.
A hockey ref would not do that.
Would he do that? He wouldn’t do that.
But, Massimo Busacca, you did do that!
You did do that! You did do that!
But, Massimo Busacca, you did to that!
You did do that! You did do that!
They must have called your mother a whore.
Or something like that. Or something like that.
They must have called your sister a whore.
Or something like that. Or something like that.
But, Massimo Busacca, you can’t do that!
You’re better than that! You’re better than that!
But, Massimo Busacca, you can’t do that!
You’re better than that! You’re better than that!
Best,
Theodor Seuss Geisel
BACKGROUND
21 Sep 2009 Swiss Ref Banned Over Fan Insult
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