Dear Keith Hackett,
Thanks and all for the apology.
Part of your f*ckin' job as Referees' Chief, I suppose…
But your f*ckin' referee, that f*ckin' Rob Shoebridge, f*ckin' bottled it but f*ckin' good on Saturday.
I'm f*ckin' sick and f*ckin' tired of getting' f*ckin' cheated all the f*ckin' time.
First it was gettin' f*ckin' relegated when coaching up at f*ckin' Sheffield United, because of that f*ckin' bankrupt Icelandic egghead Bjorgolfur Gudmundsson signing that f*ckin' Quasimodo illegally who led f*ckin' West Ham to f*ckin' stay up two years ago when we f*ckin' should have.
Still chaps my f*ckin' ass, Keith.
Now because of all that f*ckin' injustice, I'm toiling down here in the f*ckin' second level of English football, and I'm just tryin' to keep my f*ckin' head above the f*ckin' water.
Then Saturday, we're playin' over at that fuckin' Bristol City, and my man Freddie Sears SCORES A F*CKIN' GOAL in the 30th minute (see here THE F*CKIN' GOAL THAT NEVER WAS if you don't f*ckin' believe me), but your f*ckin' blind mice can't give our side the f*ckin' goal because they're F*CKIN' BLIND!
Hey, and get this f*ckin irony – Freddie's on load to us from f*ckin West Ham!!! That f*ckin' club is still f*cking beating my balls!
But it's not only your f*ckin' incompetent pikers.
The f*ckin' Bristol City players and coaches all f*ckin' knew that Freddie scored that f*ckin' goal. AND THEY DIDN'T SAY A F*CKIN' WORD!
That's f*ckin' cheating!
And now I read in the f*ckin' Guardian that I might get f*ckin disciplined for speakin' the f*ckin' truth!
I'll f*ckin' say it again just like I said it on f*ckin' BBC:
"We can put a man on the moon,
time serves of 100 miles per hour at Wimbledon,
yet we cannot place a couple of sensors in a net to show when a goal has been scored."
Please, for f*ck sake, Keith – lean on the f*ckin' FA – lean on any f*ckin'body you can – we need f*ckin goal line technology.
Of course I know that f*ckin' French f*cker Michael Platini won't go for it because that f*ckin' idiot believes that the "human element" of refereeing must be retained.
I'll show him a f*ckin' human element. What kind of f*ckin' viewpoint is that? Baseball for godsake, the most conservative sport next to cricket, now has video replay for some aspects of that f*ckin' boring drivel.
Thanks for your f*ckin' time.
I f*ckin' appreciate it.
Signed,
F*ckin' Neil Warnock
Manager of F*ckin' Crystal Palace Football Club, London
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