I want f*ckin’ goal line technology!

Crystal Palace's coach Neil Warnock is hot. One of the worst examples of a goal scored not given is the reason why. And, Warnock holds nothing back in his letter of complaint to Keith Hackett.

Dear Keith Hackett,

Thanks and all for the apology.

Part of your f*ckin' job as Referees' Chief, I suppose…

But your f*ckin' referee, that f*ckin' Rob Shoebridge, f*ckin' bottled it but f*ckin' good on Saturday.

I'm f*ckin' sick and f*ckin' tired of getting' f*ckin' cheated all the f*ckin' time.

First it was gettin' f*ckin' relegated when coaching up at f*ckin' Sheffield United, because of that f*ckin' bankrupt Icelandic egghead Bjorgolfur Gudmundsson signing that f*ckin' Quasimodo illegally who led f*ckin' West Ham to f*ckin' stay up two years ago when we f*ckin' should have.

Still chaps my f*ckin' ass, Keith.

Now because of all that f*ckin' injustice, I'm toiling down here in the f*ckin' second level of English football, and I'm just tryin' to keep my f*ckin' head above the f*ckin' water.

Then Saturday, we're playin' over at that fuckin' Bristol City, and my man Freddie Sears SCORES A F*CKIN' GOAL in the 30^th minute (see here THE F*CKIN' GOAL THAT NEVER WAS if you don't f*ckin' believe me), but your f*ckin' blind mice can't give our side the f*ckin' goal because they're F*CKIN' BLIND!

Hey, and get this f*ckin irony – Freddie's on load to us from f*ckin West Ham!!! That f*ckin' club is still f*cking beating my balls!

But it's not only your f*ckin' incompetent pikers.

The f*ckin' Bristol City players and coaches all f*ckin' knew that Freddie scored that f*ckin' goal. AND THEY DIDN'T SAY A F*CKIN' WORD!

That's f*ckin' cheating!

And now I read in the f*ckin' Guardian that I might get f*ckin disciplined for speakin' the f*ckin' truth!

I'll f*ckin' say it again just like I said it on f*ckin' BBC:

"We can put a man on the moon,

time serves of 100 miles per hour at Wimbledon,

yet we cannot place a couple of sensors in a net to show when a goal has been scored."

Please, for f*ck sake, Keith – lean on the f*ckin' FA – lean on any f*ckin'body you can – we need f*ckin goal line technology.

Of course I know that f*ckin' French f*cker Michael Platini won't go for it because that f*ckin' idiot believes that the "human element" of refereeing must be retained.

I'll show him a f*ckin' human element. What kind of f*ckin' viewpoint is that? Baseball for godsake, the most conservative sport next to cricket, now has video replay for some aspects of that f*ckin' boring drivel.

Thanks for your f*ckin' time.

I f*ckin' appreciate it.

 

Signed,

F*ckin' Neil Warnock

Manager of F*ckin' Crystal Palace Football Club, London